i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
it’s really hard to find someone different to the rest, i just hope i’m someone’s idea of different.
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
The last picture is the face of fear.
how do you even make almond milk. do you just squeeze the almond really hard or
no you suck the milk out of its udders
this sounds completely accurate. thank you science side of tumblr
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s
T ͍͕H ̻͙̮̤̬̟A͍̗͖̖̫̬ ̴̹͉ͅT̴͖͈ ͍̟͜S̱ ̴̼̤͉͔̦Ẃ͖̰̠̫͇͍̘ ̴̲̬̺̳ͅͅH̫̝̼͇̜̤̥̕ ̺A͖͡ ̛̱T̡̲̫̥͓ ͓͚͙̞̣̬I̖͍̲̹̮ ͏̫̟̱̟̦̪ͅW̘̞ ̸̝͎̫A̪̠͓̜̰͙ ͉͚̬̻̕S̙̟̖͢ ̛̭͖̟̯͍̱͖G҉͚̱͍̙ ̴̼O̼̪̰͕͜ ̰̝̟̞͙N͙͔̙͞ ̭̦̻̜̳̫̩̕N̺ ̩͓A̝͎̻͡ ̹̻̘͖̜͈̱͟S̶̙͚̝̖͖ ̵̮̬Ą͔͙ ̛Y̟̭̖̱
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance